Saturday, March 20, 2010

Wet Sex Simulators That Use Synthetic Urine

Here is a little information on my two favorite wet sex simulators, the Pissinator and the Real Whizzinator-XXX. Some people refer to them as whizzinators, urinators, urinating devices, wet sex stimulators, etc. Please feel free to post your thoughts and opinions on these two wet sex simulators and/or suggestions for other wet sex simulators.

Here is a description of the Pissinator taken directly from their website. "The Pissinator is a sterile and ultra hygienic wet sex simulator (a.k.a. urinating device). It's the perfect solution for anyone seeking an ultra realistic look as well as experience. The Pissinator is a strap-on urinating device with detail, look and feel that is so realistic you won't believe your eyes. It's also anatomically correct in scale so as not to appear erect, which could cause it to be too bulky for personal use." I have to agree. The Pissinator's fake penis is very realistic.

I love the Pissinator. It takes a little practice to get used to using it but the final result is truly awesome. It uses a penis that looks like a real flaccid penis which is a refreshing change as most urinating kits in this category usually use a fake penis which looks more like a dildo than an actual penis. I only needed one hand to operate the Pissinator. The fact that I really only needed one hand to operate the Pissinator wasn't as surprising as the fact that someone out there is actually telling the truth in their advertising. As advertised on the Pissinator Home Page:
"The process of stopping and starting the flow of urine in the Pissinator is accomplished by using an internal pinch-valve. The Pissinator's design is revolutionary due to its unique start/stop valve. All that is necessary to start or stop the flow of urine is a gentle pinch on the shaft of the Pissinator. The area on the shaft that is pinched is the same area where one would normally hold a penis when urinating. Once you are done urinating all you have to do is stop pinching on the shaft of the Pissinator to stop the flow of urine."

While peeing it is recommended that you squeeze on the synthetic urine bag to increase the flow of urine and make things more realistic. However, be careful when squeezing this bag. They do warn people about squeezing the bag without first pinching the on/off valve. Here is what their warning states:
"Make sure you're pinching on the valve before you begin squeezing on the urine bag. Once the urine starts to flow you can squeeze harder on the bag. Also, stop squeezing on the bag before you stop pinching on the prosthetic's pinch valve. This is done to prevent any leaks from forming due to excessive pressure in the bag." Make sure you follow this advise. It's also a warning that's included in their instructions.

The Real Whizzinator-XXX. This is the second of my two favorite wet sex simulators. The Real Whizzinator-XXX also costs about the same as the Pissinator. Its faux penis is pretty much the same as the Pissinator in looks, color, size, and feel so there's no need to go into what it looks like.

I really love the Real Whizzinator-XXX because they're offering free refills when you purchase a new Real Whizzinator-XXX. You only get three refills of synthetic urine and you can only get one synthetic urine refill per month but it's a far better deal than anyone else is offering. The icing on the cake for the Real Whizzinator-XXX is that their price is about $50.00 lower, on average, than everybody else who sells the same type device (Original Whizzinator, The Urinator, The Executive Kit, etc.).

The Real Whizzinator-XXX uses a very small on/off valve to control the flow of synthetic urine. This little valve is mounted between the fake penis and the built-in synthetic urine bag. It operates in a similar fashion as to what's known as a petcock valve. It's real simple to use. You turn the valve clockwise for on and counter-clockwise for off. I like the Pissinator's one handed operation but I also liked the The Real Whizzinator XXX's twist valve. It takes two hands to operate the Real Whizzinator-XXX's twist valve (one to hold the fake penis and the other to operate the on/off valve) but that's no different than the other wet sex simulators out there (ie Original Whizzinator, Urinator, The Executive Kit, and so on).

I've read elsewhere that it is recommend that you completely fill the vinyl bag that holds the synthetic urine. This is a good suggestion because as the bag begins to run low, the flow coming out of the faux penis will become more of a trickle. Yes, this is also a common problem with other gravity feed wet sex simulators like the Original Whizzinator, Urinator, etc.

What's your opinion on these wet sex simulators? Have you used them or devices similar to them? If so, post your opinions or suggestions. I'd love to read them and hopefully pass on a little knowledge to everyone who has a chance to read this.